That dude

By: epluribusgeenum

Apr 22 2009

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Category: School

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That dude that walks around campus trying to start pseudo-argument BS with people is sitting across from me in the SCC. OH, you know you know him. He has dirty curly hair, a bunch of acne and walks around like he has a pole up his ass. Really. Who taught him how to walk like that. There must be a breed of them. I’m pretty sure I just described a ubiquitous species that lurks around every college campus, one for each! And the lucky ones get more! Anyway, I have a LOT of work to do. Lord, please don’t let him come over and read my screen and then start trying to prove why my research project is wrong. Because it’s not. And because typing with my fingers crossed is awfully hard.

Plus, I just sneezed all over my hands and I don’t know what to do with … it. This is how people spread colds, folks. I am a victim to the spread and a germ-monger all at once.

Oh, oh, oh, here he comes… eyes glued to the screen. Should I blink? Is it completely obvious? Uhhhh.

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